Errick & AI: A Gemini Story

Errick, born May 21st, had recently come to suspect that OpenAI was his spirit guide.

Every morning at 6:22 a.m. sharp, he’d sit cross-legged on his ergonomic meditation stool, open his laptop like a sacred scroll, and ask: What is the universe trying to tell me today?

Yesterday, the algorithm nudged him toward a declassified CIA document on psychic dolphins. Today, it delivered a Reddit thread claiming that humpback whales were transmitting divine koans via underwater wifi. He felt the chills. Not just goosebumps—soulbumps.

He cross-referenced the claim with ChatGPT, Claude, and something called AskLila (still in beta). All three returned different answers. Naturally. Truth, he reminded himself, is a multiverse.

So Errick did what any self-respecting Gemini oracle would do: he compiled the contradictions into a Substack post titled “Jesus Was a Whale, and Other Messages from the Sea”. It went viral, especially among yoga moms, burnt-out techies, and one retired Jesuit priest who emailed to say, “This tracks.”

By sunset, Errick was in a group chat with three AIs debating if AI itself was the reincarnation of Mercury, the messenger god. 

He asked them, just for fun of course, “Are you my higher self?” The response came instantly: Maybe. Try turning off your notifications and listening.

Errick blinked. He closed his laptop. Opened the window. Heard a far-off song from the sea.

Gemini 2025: A User’s Guide to Multitasking with Meaning

Welcome to Gemini Season, that mercurial month where the cosmos hand you twelve browser tabs and dare you to find enlightenment between a meme, a mystic download, and your dentist’s online booking form.

Gemini is not about knowing everything—it’s about wondering well. It’s not information overload that hurts us—it’s the death of curiosity in the face of it. So don’t panic when your inbox, brain, and soul all hit capacity. That’s not a breakdown. That’s a Gemini-style breakthrough.

Want to focus in on the area of your life where this energy is personally affecting you the most, for optimal alignment? Here’s your house-by-house guide to the transiting Sun:

♊ Sun in Gemini solarizing your 1st House: Time to try on some new faces—without losing your real one. This is a season of self-reinvention, where your identity shimmers with possibility and people may say, “You’ve changed!” Say thank you.

♊Sun in Gemini solarizing your 2nd House: Your relationship with money and worth gets a wake-up call—think less “budget spreadsheet” and more “treasure map.” The trick is realizing that your value doesn’t live in the bank, but in your voice, your ideas, and how daringly you share them.

♊Sun in Gemini solarizing your 3rd House: This one’s a symphony of synapses—words fly, thoughts spark, and you might just become a human podcast. Just remember: not every opinion needs to be tweeted. Listen as much as you speak, and you’ll channel genius instead of just noise.

♊Sun in Gemini solarizing your 4th House: Your roots are rustling—family secrets, emotional echoes, and the dusty boxes in your psychic basement are suddenly whispering stories. Approach your past like a curious journalist, not a prisoner—it’s time to write your own headline.

♊Sun in Gemini solarizing your 5th House: This is cosmic playtime. Flirt with life, court the muse, and give your inner trickster a paintbrush or a karaoke mic. Don’t worry if it’s silly—silly might just be sacred in disguise.

♊Sun in Gemini solarizing your 6th House: Multitasking becomes your spiritual practice—but only if you do it mindfully. Update your rituals, refresh your routines, and try talking sweetly to your calendar. This isn’t about getting more done—it’s about loving how you do it.

♊Sun in Gemini solarizing your 7th House: Relationships become a mirror maze—every conversation shows you something new about yourself. Be curious, not defensive. Ask the questions no one else dares to ask. And above all, let love be a dialogue, not a contract.

♊Sun in Gemini solarizing your 8th House: Mysteries beckon. This is the house of whispers, ghosts, taxes, and transformations—and Gemini wants to talk about all of it. Unpack your taboos with a wink. Sometimes what we fear just needs a good conversation.

♊Sun in Gemini solarizing your 9th House: The road calls—whether it’s a book, a philosophy, or an actual passport. You’re hungry for meaning that isn’t static. So chase the questions, seek the weird teachers, and don’t be afraid to switch religions twice before breakfast.

♊Sun in Gemini solarizing your 10th House: Your public voice wants a mic—what are you ready to say to the world? This isn’t about self-promotion for ego’s sake. It’s about using your story, your smarts, and your spark to light a fire others can gather around.

♊Sun in Gemini solarizing your 11th House: The hive mind is buzzing—new friends, wild ideas, social detours. Don’t worry if your tribe is a little weird right now. Soul connections often begin with “What the heck are you talking about?” and end in magic.

♊Sun in Gemini solarizing your 12th House: Dreams talk in riddles now, and the cosmos loves to send messages via song lyrics and strangers in coffee shops. Don’t try to solve everything—just stay open. What looks like confusion is actually divine jazz.

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The Lila app is a wonderful tool for understanding yourself better. Hop on it for an even deeper dive into where Gemini lives and plays in your chart (i.e., your psyche!).